Welcome to Asburdisan!
No matter how you phrase any welcome to a new site, it always sounds
horrendously lame awesomely great. So you have to bowl straight in, no ‘if’s, ‘and’s or ‘but’s, without an introductory paragraph about how awkward it is to introduce a new site. Like this awkward introductory paragraph. Balls.
Anyway, I set up Absurdisan as an outlet for my imagination and opinions and other various and complex emotions and feelings that need to be vented on the internet – you know, really groundbreaking, innovating stuff, vital for the continuation of our species. Like pictures of velociraptors, and fart jokes.
Getting somewhat serious, the subject of Absurdisan will likely change from day-to-day, and will mostly center around whatever strikes my fancy. Helping me in this endeavour will be my glamorous girlfriend, who is absolutely real and not just mentioned here to make you think I actually have a semblance of a life. Seriously, she exists, and is awesome.
Updates will come daily if possible, so all of you impatient rapscallions won’t have to wait long for more absurdity in your life. Please check the “ABOUT” section of the website for more information – it’s right there, at the top of this page, where it says “ABOUT” funnily enough. Go and click it and make that button happy.
For all intents and purposes, I suppose I can close this introductory post here, leaving you with a message of hope and wonder; the world only appears bleak and boring, so it’s up to you to make it fantastic and brilliant. Wear top hats to fast food establishments, grow a fine set of mutton-chops, buy a pipe and gesticulate wildly with it; whatever you desire. But above all, my message is simple:
Long live absurdity.