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Batman Does Theatre

If you ever thought that Batman wouldn’t translate well to the stage, then clearly you haven’t seen that musical episode of Batman: The Brave and the Bold – do yourself a favour and google “Mayhem of the Music Meister” and prepare to be entertained. Also, you probably haven’t seen Batman Live, and unfortunately you now won’t have the chance to […]

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Flash-Recall – No, It’s Not That Arnie Film

Salutations and greetings, and I bid you all welcome back to Absurdisan, which has been on an unintentional hiatus for numerous reasons – I managed to get tonsillitis again, there was a massive workload at work thanks to the Deus Ex Human Revolution release, and most recently my brother had his stag party in Berlin, which was suitably messy European […]

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Art of Awesomeness

I was going to draw a humourous comic and upload it for you lovely people, but I got distracted by some good episodes of The Mentalist and it is now too late to do so. Instead, please find below some awesome pictures that you can get as prints from this awesome website called Society6. Enjoy.

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Today’s Letter Is “B”

A warm welcome to all, and a hearty apology to you for not posting for a while. I will get onto why in just a second. Let me say right now that yes, I live in England and yes, I am well aware of the riots. But I will not be talking about these, because it is all I have […]

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The Ballad of Mike Haggar

Have you ever played Final Fight? I haven’t, which I put down to my late entry into the gaming world and thus never having owned a NES or SNES – hell, my first proper home console was the original PlayStation. Nevertheless, I am familiar with Final Fight’s main character, one Mike Haggar. You may not know Mike Haggar, but you […]

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The New-Age Testament

Please note: this article is supposed to be entirely tongue-in-cheek. If you are offended by humour based against religion, you might not want to read on. You have been warned – please don’t get pissy at me because you can’t take a joke. ———— On my way home, I was thinking on the subject of celebrity culture. Many consider it […]

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Oh Captain, My Captain

My girlfriend and I went to see Captain America last night, and both of us left the cinema with massive smiles and a general feeling of “well that was pretty damned awesome.” I won’t be posting anything about the story, so no spoilers here to worry about you sensitive readers. I will say that the story does indeed take place […]

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Cyber Villains – A Better Kind of Evil?

Perusing the internet is dangerous for a number of reasons, but chief among them (aside from warping your fragile little mind) is discovering just what huge bellends the human race can be. I was recently turned onto an article bluntly titled The 7 Biggest Dick Moves in the History of Online Gaming (credit goes to for this wonderful internet […]

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I Will Survive…On TV

I’ve been watching a lot of the Discovery channel recently, and in particular a couple of survival shows have been piquing my interest. This has got me thinking on a couple of things based around such programmes. Firstly, I wonder to myself just why we are so enthralled with watching people put themselves through some of the worst and most […]

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Nathan Fillion Cares About Swamp Ass

It’s a problem that I know I’ve suffered from before, and any avid gamer, television-enjoyer or someone who just sits a lot will know the pain that is Swamp Ass. For those who do not know what Swamp Ass is, watch the following video starring Nathan Fillion. He cares about Swamp Ass, and wants to stop it ruining the lives […]

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Absurdisan: (n) artisan of the absurd

Welcome to Asburdisan! No matter how you phrase any welcome to a new site, it always sounds horrendously lame awesomely great. So you have to bowl straight in, no ‘if’s, ‘and’s or ‘but’s, without an introductory paragraph about how awkward it is to introduce a new site. Like this awkward introductory paragraph. Balls. Anyway, I set up Absurdisan as an […]