It’s delicious and pretty easy to make, so whip up one of these and prepare to spend hours mindlessly clicking on a digital cookie for… I’m sure there’s a reason… Here’s what you’ll need: – vanilla ice cream (a few good scoops) – 235ml milk – 4/5 shots chocolate liqueur – 5 chocolate chip cookies (or however many you want) […]
I got new stuff over Christmas and my birthday that should help with The Mana Bar, so let’s go through them and I can show off and gloat and shit.
He’s big, he’s hairy and you should always let him win. Everyone loves the big wookie, so here’s a cocktail for him. Here’s what you’ll need: – 1 measure Jagermeister – 1 measure root beer schnapps – dash gomme syrup – dash vanilla extract – lemonade Add all ingredients to a highball glass with ice and start roaring your merry […]
If you’re after something to enjoy while you watch things burn and explode, we’ve got you covered. Here’s what you’ll need: – 1 measure Bols yoghurt liqueur – 1/2 measure Malibu coconut rum – 1 1/2 measures lemonade – dash gomme syrup Pour all ingredients into a martini glass and enjoy!
You don’t need a flux capacitor to enjoy this drink – but when you get this baby in you, you’ll see some serious shit. Here’s what you’ll need: – 1/2 measure blue curacao – 1 measure tequila – 1 measure Malibu coconut rum – Sprite Add all alcoholic ingredients to a highball glass with ice, then top up with Sprite. […]
No hyperspeed? No problem! Just sit back and enjoy one of these potent drinks and all your worries will explode just like Alderaan…hmm, probably could use a better analogy. Here’s what you’ll need: – 1 measure vodka – 2 measures Malibu coconut rum – dash gomme syrup Add all ingredients to a lowball glass with ice – but don’t get […]
Everyone has the power to be a Saint. With some Saints Flow in you, you’ll be goddamn unstoppable. Here’s what you need: – 2 measures Chambord – 1 measure gin – dash blue curacao – Sprite Pour all alcoholic ingredients into a highball glass with ice, then fill with Sprite. Enjoy!
He’s big, he’s muscular, and he helps run a support group for evil videogame characters – Zangief is beloved by many! Mostly because his thighs will crush you if you oppose him. Here’s what you’ll need: – 1 1/2 measures chocolate liqueur – 1 measure vodka – dash grenadine Rim a martini glass with cocoa powder/drinking chocolate powder. Shake together […]
Get it? Because scotch sounds like Notch, and it’s a drink, and…yeah, sorry. Either way this cocktail is fantastic and delicious, and here’s what you’ll need: – 4 measures scotch – 1 measure honey – 1/2 measure lime juice Shake all ingredients together and pour into a lowball glass with ice.
It’s getting a bit colder, so let’s pay homage to the indie game that could – here’s what you’ll need for the Winter In Minecraft cocktail: – 4 measures chocolate liqueur – 1 measure creme de menthe – 1 measure cream Shake all ingredients together and pour into a chilled lowball glass. Then layer on a thin topping of cream.
In prepapration for the last huge game of this console generation, I pay homage to the wonderful city of Los Santos. Here’s what you’ll need: – 1 measure gin – 1 measure vodka – 1 measure tequila – 1 measure blue curacao – 2 measures lemon juice – 2 measure Sprite or other lemon/lime soda Shake together all alcoholic ingredients […]
If you’ve partied too hard, you might need some protection from that dreaded morning after. These two shield-manufacturers have got you covered! Here’s what you’ll need: Pangolin – 5 measures hot milk – 2 measures scotch whiskey – 1 measure Drambuie – 1 teaspoon suger – pinch of cinammon Stir all ingredients together in a mug. Anshin – 1 measure […]
The crazy ancient alien race from the first Borderlands game made some insane stuff – artifacts, guardians, statues, and even the vault itself. But their guns were by far the most fun things to play around with! Here’s what you’ll need for the Eridian cocktail: – 2 measure strawberry and cream liqueur (or strawberry milk) – 1/2 measure blue curacao […]
Atlas had some of the best guns in the Borderlands world, and so we will celebrate their prowess by classing up the cocktail as much as we can! Here’s what you’ll need: – 1 measure scotch– 2 measure Southern Comfort– dash grenadine Shake all the ingredients together and serve in a martini glass. Garnish with a twirl of lemon peel.
Let’s get in touch with our comrade side with the Vladof drinks – here’s what you’ll need: For the shot: – 1/2 grenadine – 1/2 vodka For the highball glass: – ginger beer Create the shot and either do a series of those quickly to replicate the fast rate of fire that Vladof guns share, or jagerbomb-style it and drop […]
If you’ve got to be quick on the draw, then you’ll want a Tediore! Check out this shot for some serious high-speed damage. Here’s what you’ll need (quantities will vary depending on how many shots you are making): – Bols yoghurt liqueur – Sprite (or gomme syrup) – Vodka Mix the Bols yoghurt liqueur and Sprite together and fill half […]