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Atlas Cocktail (Borderlands) – The Mana Bar Ep.20

Atlas had some of the best guns in the Borderlands world, and so we will celebrate their prowess by classing up the cocktail as much as we can! Here’s what you’ll need: – 1 measure scotch– 2 measure Southern Comfort– dash grenadine Shake all the ingredients together and serve in a martini glass. Garnish with a twirl of lemon peel.

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Torgue Cocktail (Borderlands) – The Mana Bar Ep.13

Torgue Cocktail (Borderlands) – The Mana Bar Ep.13 After drinking this cocktail I went and clotheslined a bear before raising its young as my own. Nothing is as badass as caring for young animals. Here’s what you’ll need for this testosterone-pumping rocktail: – a super badass goblet or glass – 3 measures Limoncello – 1/2 to 1 measure Kahlua – […]

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Maliwan Shots (Borderlands) – The Mana Bar Ep.12

Maliwan Shots (Borderlands) – The Mana Bar Ep.12 It’s all elementary, my dear Vault Hunter – or rather elemental! Maliwan guns specialise is elemental damage, so here’s a series of mental shots. Here’s what you’ll need: Incendiary – Limoncello – Grenadine Corrosive – Creme de Menthe – Gin Shock – Blue Curacao – Vodka Explosive – Tequila – Monster energy […]

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Jakobs Cocktail (Borderlands) – The Mana Bar Ep.11

In what marks the start of a new Borderlands gun manufacturer-themed miniseries, I take on a pretty intense drink. Remember, if it took more than one shot you weren’t using a Jakobs! Here’s what you’ll need: – 1 measure Southern Comfort – 1/2 measure gin – approx 1/2 Jagermeister (to colour) – approx 1/2 to 1 measure alcoholic ginger beer […]

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Health Potion Cocktail – The Mana Bar Ep.10

It’s provided countless heroes with nourishment and energy, and now it can do the same for you! Here’s what you’ll need: – 2 measures gin – 4 measures Monster energy drink (preferably yellow/juice variety) – 2 measures Red Bull energy drink – 1 to 2 measures lemon juice – grenadine to colour Add all ingredients except grenadine to a shaker […]

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Boomer Bile Cocktail & Shot – The Mana Bar Ep.8

This is a great cocktail that’s just punchy and sharp enough to call the horde! Here’s what you’ll need to make the cocktail and the shot: Boomer Bile Cocktail – 2 measures Southern Comfort – 1/2 measure absinthe (optional) – 5 to 6 measures orange juice – approx 1/2 to 1 measure blue curacao to colour Shake the ingredients together […]

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Cyber Villains – A Better Kind of Evil?

Perusing the internet is dangerous for a number of reasons, but chief among them (aside from warping your fragile little mind) is discovering just what huge bellends the human race can be. I was recently turned onto an article bluntly titled The 7 Biggest Dick Moves in the History of Online Gaming (credit goes to Cracked.com for this wonderful internet […]

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Absurdisan: (n) artisan of the absurd

Welcome to Asburdisan! No matter how you phrase any welcome to a new site, it always sounds horrendously lame awesomely great. So you have to bowl straight in, no ‘if’s, ‘and’s or ‘but’s, without an introductory paragraph about how awkward it is to introduce a new site. Like this awkward introductory paragraph. Balls. Anyway, I set up Absurdisan as an […]